Here’s Charmander making a sandwich. Because I felt like doodling and this was the first thing that came to mind.
Man, I redrew this friggin’ thing and farted around with weird lightnings and words and junk flying out of places, but I just couldn’t make it do anything more interesting than this. Perhaps I am a failfure. Well, I mean, of course I am, but whatever.
Dude, Lookin’ a Little Like Something is the First Step Towards Lookin’ a Lot Like Something!
My Videogame Time mashup series finally continues with the simplest, most obvious Jake pair-up possible. This is to make up for the fact that the next one I do is going to be a fair bit more interesting.
Goblin Week Day 7: Goblin Crabmage
Heralds of a long-forgotten sea god, the crabmages elicit fear and awe in their goblin brothers and sisters. When a goblin crabmage walks through town, hovel doors slam, mothers hide their children, and the weak-willed run screaming. This most definitely has nothing to do with the fact that they reek of month-old calamari. Nope. Not at all.
Goblin Week Day 6: Frost Goblin Mole-Wrestler
Hairier and feistier than their southern cousins, the frost goblins of the inhospitable northern wastes make their lairs underground in an attempt to benefit from the geothermal heat, and also because it’s way darker down there and, I mean, would you want the lights on while making out with one of those things? Yeesh.
Anyways they have tunnels and need to fight moles for supremacy or whatever.
Goblin Week Day 5: Goblin Slimepriest
There exists a particular breed of goblin that really, really enjoys eating slime and rambling incoherently. It was merely a matter of time before they were regarded as priests.
Goblin Week Day 4: Goblin Rabbit Rancher
Goblins raise rabbits for several purposes: meat, blood, milk, labour, fur, and companionship.
Goblin Week Day 3: Goblin Stinkminer
Those goblins not fit for battle are relegated to the Bargoflat Stinkmines. Chipping holes in the walls and using sophisticated “rub-beer” tubes, the goblins collect the stink gas which they use to heat their homes, fire their kilns, and play rude jokes on their friends.
Goblin Week Day 2: Goblin Crabking
The goblin crabmages use their crabmagic to enchant special crystals from the bottom of the sea which they then bestow to the fiercest goblin war-riders who ensorcel the giant crabs and use them as mounts, becoming crabkings.